@ContrabandCarla

Someone who doesn’t say anything for 3 months

Person 1: *doesn’t say anything for 3 months*
Person 2: you okay?
Person 1: yeah sorry i did an @ContrabandCarla

by Totally not @Stevie_monitor November 10, 2019

Bloody Tampon Contraband

A used tampon placed in a plastic bag. The person who carries bloody tampon contraband is eager to be searched. Repeat offenders often carry bloody tampon contraband to discourage unlawful searches by police and other authorities.

I hope that cop tries to search me again, this time I got a present for him. When he reaches in my pocket this time all he is gonna find is bloody tampon contraband.

by clausemic November 4, 2012

Contriband

My Mexican amigo named Justin and his 17 siblings.

I brought contriband over the border

by Dildo destroyer April 21, 2018

contraband

Amazing album by Velvet Revolver, who played at the Hyde Park Live 8 in London.

Wow, Velvet Revolver's new album Contraband ROCKS

by Sabs15 August 12, 2005

Contrabandit

The politically correct term for the street word 'junkie'

Check out that contrabandit combing her hair and harrassing innocent bystanders

by Whiplash 'Cowboy' Monkey April 17, 2009

contraband papi

A sweater or hoodie that is borrowed from an elderly person.

“omg i love your sweater!” thanks, it s a contraband papi”

by heyyyyy ;) July 15, 2023

reverse-contraband

The opposite of contraband (desirable/valuable items which you do not own but wish to possess), this term refers to decidedly UNdesirable/useless items (heaps of trash, bald tires, hideous-looking/sloppy-fitting clothing, etc.) which ARE indeed legally yours, but which you strongly wish to get rid of.

I got busted for "non-possession of reverse-contraband" when I was attempting to dispose of a truckload of moldy mattresses by throwing them into a ravine.

by QuacksO August 21, 2017