Cunteyes

A derrogatory term, implying a person suffers from the less common affliction of having female reproductive organs for eyes.

The unwashed: "Have you got a dollar for the bus?"
The washed: "Fuck off, cunteyes."

by Aerofucker August 3, 2009

cunney

kuhn-nee
A combination of two words most women despise being called, the "C" word and "Honey". Most commonly used describing women, but can also be very effective when directed towards men.

Bill: “Dude, your girlfriend totally dogged you last night in front of everyone.”
Ted: “I know, right! If she wasn’t so hot I would have dumped her months ago.”
Bill: “She is a cunney, that’s for sure.”

by RobDnet October 28, 2009

cunteyed

To be so incredibly stoned that your eyes get really pinkish red and get very slitty and closed up so that with your eyelashes all around the edges, it looks like you've got two cunts on your face; hence the term "cunt-eyed"

Oh man you should have seen me last weekend. I got totally fucken cunteyed!

by becy September 26, 2005

Her Cuntness

someone known to be extremely cunt like

Her Cuntness has arrived!

by someonestoletrumor August 19, 2011

cunteye

a special species of cunt; very rare but often sighted in pace island. the P.I.G.S.'s hoes.

Allen: Cease, cunteye!
Michelle&kelly: Shutup P.I.G.

by picklesworth123 August 11, 2009

cunteyes

a person who is such a cunt that their eyes are replaced by cunts

james is king cunteyes

by vandeleur-boorer September 29, 2003

cuntner

a girl who thinks she is so "scene" when in reality nobody really likes her, big whore. obsessed with hello kitty and starting pointless drama. her hair needs to be dyed back to fairly natural colors instead of like, twelve different. maybe more people would like her?

"did you see what cuntner was wearing today?"
"yeah, i threw some candy at her"

by dnt knw February 12, 2009