cuntmuffin

a person that is annoying and doesn't know it, so they keep talking to you

"Will your such a cuntmuffin"

by superbong25 February 20, 2004

cuntmuffin

A sweet, adorable, yet creepy person. Usually female.

Lenore is such a cute little cuntmuffin!

by maybelle June 19, 2007

cuntmuffin

An annoying mexican. Typically one that thinks shes hot, but in reality, a fat whore.

she is being such a cuntmuffin!

by personthatliveshere October 20, 2008

cuntmuffin

a person that no curse word can define ; a fake hoe ; lying asshole

Did you see that bitch last night? She tried to grind on my boyfriend. What a cuntmuffin...

by uglypudding December 21, 2015

cuntmuffin

Jo Crawshaw

Jo, you're such a cuntmuffin.

by jesus makes my panties wet January 8, 2004

Duckface cuntmuffin

Some one of an extremly sexual nature, that you just wanna throw down and stick your face into (like a cute little ducky or a yummy muffin combined), or can be used as a pet name for a significant other

MAN thats one Duckface cuntmuffin!!!
Mornin my little Duckface Cuntmuffin

by madgreendayfan September 30, 2006

cuntmuffin

a cunt who is built like a muffin/has a muffin top.

a cunt who is obese and only eats muffins.

a muffin with a cunt living in it/a vagina inside of a muffin

me: OMG! Kate is such a cuntmuffin
friend 1: Why?
friend 2: Because she’s a stupid CUNT and all she do is eat muffins!!
me: yeah she is a fat cuntmuffin…
all: *chants cuntmuffin together 6 times while spinning*

by penis popper 2.0 July 7, 2023