Guy1) Dude, Ever tried a cuntmuffin?
Guy2) Nah, Whats that?
Guy1) Stick this muffin up your wifes cunt, then eat it!
Guy2) Nah, Whats that?
Guy1) Stick this muffin up your wifes cunt, then eat it!
by Gowzord April 2, 2008
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1.a A female who preys on the self esteem of younger females
2.a A woman who tells a younger woman she needs to go on a Slim Fast diet to lose weight for a man
3.a A bitch who has yet to get laid
1.a A female who preys on the self esteem of younger females
2.a A woman who tells a younger woman she needs to go on a Slim Fast diet to lose weight for a man
3.a A bitch who has yet to get laid
CM: "dear, you should marry Chris, but you'll have to lose a bit of weight. I've been telling you to for a while...gotta loose that weight to get that man. He's particular!"
M: "wooow, you are a cuntmuffin..."
M: "wooow, you are a cuntmuffin..."
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Someone "Stop being such a cuntmuffin"
Someone "Stop being such a cuntmuffin"
by Don't eat a cuntmuffin December 15, 2010
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a cunt who is built like a muffin/has a muffin top.
a cunt who is obese and only eats muffins.
a muffin with a cunt living in it/a vagina inside of a muffin
a cunt who is obese and only eats muffins.
a muffin with a cunt living in it/a vagina inside of a muffin
me: OMG! Kate is such a cuntmuffin
friend 1: Why?
friend 2: Because she’s a stupid CUNT and all she do is eat muffins!!
me: yeah she is a fat cuntmuffin…
all: *chants cuntmuffin together 6 times while spinning*
friend 1: Why?
friend 2: Because she’s a stupid CUNT and all she do is eat muffins!!
me: yeah she is a fat cuntmuffin…
all: *chants cuntmuffin together 6 times while spinning*
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