noun.

1.a A female who preys on the self esteem of younger females
2.a A woman who tells a younger woman she needs to go on a Slim Fast diet to lose weight for a man

3.a A bitch who has yet to get laid

CM: "dear, you should marry Chris, but you'll have to lose a bit of weight. I've been telling you to for a while...gotta loose that weight to get that man. He's particular!"
M: "wooow, you are a cuntmuffin..."

Cuntmuffin by Shiara January 6, 2014

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Cuntmuffin

An annoying female nutritionist, who always gets you to diet.

Female Nutritionist "You should eat bran at least two times a day"

Someone "Stop being such a cuntmuffin"

Cuntmuffin by Don't eat a cuntmuffin December 15, 2010

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Cuntmuffin

An absolute cunt

You’re a fucking cuntmuffin you twat.

Cuntmuffin by Mr Markov May 29, 2019

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cuntmuffin

a cunt who is built like a muffin/has a muffin top.

a cunt who is obese and only eats muffins.

a muffin with a cunt living in it/a vagina inside of a muffin

me: OMG! Kate is such a cuntmuffin
friend 1: Why?
friend 2: Because she’s a stupid CUNT and all she do is eat muffins!!
me: yeah she is a fat cuntmuffin…
all: *chants cuntmuffin together 6 times while spinning*

cuntmuffin by penis popper 2.0 July 7, 2023

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