adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.
Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"
Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
by DudeA December 7, 2009
Get the Cuntimeter mug.Theory coined by Social Psychologist Kate Cunty theorizing that humans are giving cunt exponentially more due to social matters. She stated that people are more inclined to serve cunt when social pressures are higher, also discussing the matter of the Cuntization Prioritization (how the social situation determines how much someone prioritizes serving cunt). Researchers that had later done studies on the Theory of Cuntization claimed that although Kate Cunty's theory was correct regarding Cuntization Prioritization, they found that people serve cunt statistically more due to internal factors rather that external (social) factors.
"Oh my god, I just got a call from Lucas and he said that instead of taking me to the movie theater, we are going to a museum for our date. Now I have to serve cunt!"
"No way... thank god you can prioritize serving cunt in time. Maybe Kate Cunty was right about her Theory of Cuntization!"
"No way... thank god you can prioritize serving cunt in time. Maybe Kate Cunty was right about her Theory of Cuntization!"
by Kate Cunty October 4, 2023
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Where being a cunt becomes a condition...
by Bigmark65 October 4, 2010
Get the Cuntile mug.elaboration on, or misspronunciation, (usually drunken) of what demure ladies call the 'C'-word (and the rest of us call the cunt-word)
by roco January 28, 2004
Get the cuntite mug.A Cuntie Beaver ( native to Canberra Australia ) is someone who thinks they are unique when in reality they are just one of many. They think they are different to all the others and nothing can get past them.
I seen how he treated his ex but I loved him and I really thought he wouldn’t do this to me. He’s played me like a Cuntie Beaver the whole time the man whore.
by DougieFry December 12, 2019
Get the Cuntie Beaver mug.1. Continent-dwelling c*nt.
2. Overpopulation personified.
Used to describe the hordes of unwashed, warlike peoples that inhabit the cuntinents.
2. Overpopulation personified.
Used to describe the hordes of unwashed, warlike peoples that inhabit the cuntinents.
"The hotel was crowded with cuntinentals, there wasn't a complimentary anything left in sight."
"I hear the cuntinentals are killing each other again."
"I hear the cuntinentals are killing each other again."
by Adam X Smith September 12, 2012
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1. Cunty, having cunt-like qualities.
2. Of, or pertaining to, bumpy-chinned lesbians, esp. those having red hair and a problem with alcohol.
1. Cunty, having cunt-like qualities.
2. Of, or pertaining to, bumpy-chinned lesbians, esp. those having red hair and a problem with alcohol.
"Meredith, cease your cuntiferous ways and get on with your work!"
"Pam, don't you find Angela a bit cuntiferous?"
"Yes, a bit, but not nearly so much as Meredith."
"Pam, don't you find Angela a bit cuntiferous?"
"Yes, a bit, but not nearly so much as Meredith."
by Lindsey and Chris October 25, 2006
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