cuntglover

a dude that rarely gets any pussy
or someone who repels women (a sexual hobbit)

He's such a cuntglover his dicks in hibernation

or

my girls bro is a total cuntglover....he's never gonna score

by projekticeman November 18, 2010

Sir Cuntalot

Someone that lives their life being a cunt

John: I was just talking to Connor Jervies and he was a fucking cunt.

Peter: Yeh he is always like that most people call him 'Sir Cuntalot'

by Majority Population February 20, 2015

cuntaloupe

The large bubble in a woman's pants directly below her belt. The name is derived from the visual similarity to a cantaloupe being stuffed into the woman's pants around the "cunt". It is usually found in overweight middle aged women who work in various office settings. See also FUPA.

I went to the dentist today and when the receptionist stood up it looked like a canteloupe was stuffed in the front of her pants. She had a huge cuntaloupe.

by BigSmooth13 December 12, 2007

contarlo

Obscure slang meaning "count it" in Italian. Often accompanied by a hand gesture simulating the shot of a basketball.

"Dude, I just won 20 bucks betting on who gets the gold star in Kid Nation. Contarlo!"

by T-Wes November 22, 2007

Sir Cuntalot

An cunt of extreme proportions!

Predominantly male and that antagonises more than one individual at a time.

Rob: Was J-Bizzle bragging about doing a cleveland steamer at the weekend?

Steve: What? Nooo?

Rich: He hasn't shut up about it, he acts like a right Sir Cuntalot all the time now.

by Holbeach Legend August 17, 2006

Hairy Cuntaloupe

Taking a fresh cantaloupe, you cut out a penis-sized hole. Then, you heat up the cantaloupe in a microwave for 30 seconds or until desired warmth. You then place your penis inside the cantalouple and the seeds inside the cantaloupe simulate a vagina and pull on your penis.

My girl wouldn't have sex with me so I went into the refrigerator and made a "hairy cuntaloupe."

by Adolf Ollerbusch August 27, 2009

Cuntaloon

Some body that is a such a cunt that it becomes looney to try to reason with them in any way shape or form as reality is not part of their world.

I tried to deal with her but after five minutes she went cuntaloon on me

Holy crap did you talk to that cuntaloon?!?!?

phsyco
cunt
bitch

by Yrpuler August 3, 2011