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cuntrol

a woman's ability to flex her pussy muscles during sex, contracting the vaginal walls and making me think im, oh so big
"you wanna make him feel like a man, girl? use that cuntrol!"
by Oxford English Dicktionary September 27, 2009
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Cuntemolegist

Cuntemolegist: A specialist in the field of cuntemolegy. Many young men and even women these days begin early stages of this training in high school, continuing on to university or college, and into early adulthood. Professional cuntemolegists must pass the bar exam offered only by the Vernon Associated Genital Inspectors National Association, or simply V.A.G.I.N.A. Professional cuntemolegists must log over one thousand hours of intimate vaginal inspection and be able to log and classify all known types of human vaginas.
Tony was in deep in preparation for his cuntemolegists exam, the four girls in his dorm room lay side by side on his bed, legs high in the air, while Tony tested various theories of taste, stimulation, and sensatation. Tony loaded new batteries in the cuntemolegists secret weapon, the high speed monstervibe! bearded clam pussy gash
by vinter July 6, 2010
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Cunterpillar

An extremely hairy, bushy or unkempt vagina. This can refer to hair on the vagina that makes a pussy look like a caterpillar. Also appropriate when a woman's pubic hair extends down her leg in a very thick buchy fashion.
Dude, did you see that bitch's cunterpillar?
It was sticking out of her fucking thong.
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centerfold

The higest quality woman. Good enough to be a centerfold model.
X is like a centerfold. X is centerfold material. Etc.
by koots December 22, 2005
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Playboy Centerfold

The man masturbates onto a woman's face. Then he shoves her under the mattress.
"Your Mom asked me to treat her like a Playboy Centerfold. So I did."
by marvell70 May 9, 2010
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mind cuntrol

A term used when a girl uses sex to control a guys thoughts or actions.
guy 1: Dude how'd you miss that party last night?

guy 2: Damn mind cuntrol man...
by Conartist66 March 18, 2010
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Cuntroller

A remote that controls a bitch when she's being an absolute cunt. Comes in black, white, and yellow.
A: Holy shit Jenny shut the fuck up!
B: Dude, hit her with that cuntroller.
by BigBean January 15, 2015
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