Double Cunted

To be called a cunt twice in the same sentence.

It can be especially attributed to somebody who has acted in such a way that their cuntworthiness is doubled, therefore justifying such a title.

"Why did you fuck my cat and traumtise it so much? You cunting cunt!"

"Ouch, I have just been double cunted"

by ezydriver December 9, 2008

cuntledingus

Used to describe one or many idiots that choose to perform cunnilingus for public viewing.

Did you see that cuntledingus? Fuhhhh

I wasnt a huge fan of that porno, there were too many cuntledingi

by _Tbaby February 19, 2020

Cunted

An strongly altered state of mind, induced no doubt by the ingestion of chemical substances.

Geezer X: How was last night?

Geezer Y: Mate, I was absolutely cunted!!

by Phillip W Evans December 3, 2006

Cunted

The result of getting fucked and bred so relentlessly and violently by a big cock that makes a fags asshole become a sloppy cunt. Completely removing any last shred of masculinity they had left.

Person A: "Hey, did you hear Adam got cunted the other night"?
Person B: "Yeah she goes by Abby now, she's a total girly cock addicted faggot"

by Sissy Kelsi February 4, 2019

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.

"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007

Cunted Cunt

Ann Coulter, a self proclaimed bigot, who is everything that is wrong with America. It is people like her that stop real progress and change in America while spreading lies and hate.

Son: "Hey dad, what are you reading"

Dad: "...Slander, by Ann Coulter"

Son: "No! Dad, not that cunted cunt!"

by birkenstock wearing treehugger November 21, 2009

rose-cunted glasses

- to look back on a past relationship and exaggerate about how good the sex was.

"Whenever he thought about their time together he always did so through rose-cunted glasses."

by spookfish March 10, 2015