cunt-muffin

1. A slang term for a fuck buddy!

2. If you are actually going out with the girl, then it just means that she's the girl that gives you what you want.

3. Something to call someone if they start irritating you. Or just a word to call someone because it's funny. nice to put half baked before it.
1. Yo zack, sheniqua is my cunt-muffin!

2. That Ethan kid over there is a half baked cunt-muffin!
by cody October 16, 2004
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Cunt Muffin

A muffin, usually blueberry, that is made with juice of a vagina.
Excuse me, would you like to try one of my cunt muffins.
by Big titybitch January 15, 2010
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Cunt-muffin

A noun, or the verb cuntmuffining, is used to describe when a girl inserts a mini muffin of a good flavor into her hoochie until you can't see it. After this her boyfriend proceeds to eat out the muffin very similarly to eating soft-serve ice cream when its melting, as to not let any drip from the sides of the cone, in this case the hoochie. After eating sufficiently, one should rinse with hydrogen peroxide to kill any herpes clusters ingested while eating the cunt muffin.
Dude last night I cunt-muffined Suzi, and the muffin was blueberry, it was the shit, I didn't let any drip.
by A Disturbed Child October 07, 2009
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Cunt Muffin

For when somebody is being really annoying or being ignorant
I was talking to Dominik today in class and he was being a real cunt Muffin
by Cancer Squad February 28, 2017
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Cunt-Muffin

Noun

Variation of the word cunt, but used in a more playful way. And more so amongst girls than guys.

-Trademarked by Zeea Darling
Girl 1: Can I have some skittles?

Girl 2: Hell no! Get your own, Cunt-Muffin!
by Zeea Darling August 25, 2009
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cunt muffin

a person that eats a a lot muffins and is a real big cunt
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Tom
Guy 2: I heard that he was a huge cunt muffin
Guy 1: Yea he ate all my muffin's so i called him a cunt muffin
by YeetMaster42 August 12, 2018
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The act of shoving a muffin or other pastry up the vagina and quiefing it out on the partners chest
Me and my boyfriend tried that cunt muffin technique
by frogzx May 07, 2011
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