Cumstache

A mustache of semen (cum) that is delacately layed on the upper lip of a female, or in a homosexuals case on the upper lip of a man. This can be licked off by any partner and deposited into a sink or swallowed. Make sure there are no STD's while preforming this sexual activity. Best done after oral sex.

Dude i was gettin head from this chick and i cumed on her face and made a cumstache outta it... it was gnarly. it was a true work of art! She swallowed it and everything!

by Alex Ostrow May 1, 2006

cumstachio

A shot of ejaculate sprayed artfully across the lip of your sex partner.

An unappetizing flavor of ice cream usually sold in adult novelty stores.

Zac hadn't cum in three days and sprayed a thick cumstachio right across Pete's face.

Shirley said she would never let me give her a dirty sanchez so I gave her a cumstachio instead.

Cumstachio is one of the most sought after skills in a pornographic actor.

If a creepy old man offers you a lick of cumstachio ice cream, you should promptly alert a police officer.

by Muppetsoup, Andyavon February 3, 2010

cuntacho

Spanish slang for "cunt."

Man this puta is being a serious cuntacho.

Fuck that cuntacho!

by SpanishSlanginIt October 21, 2010

cumtacular

situational adjective meaning the mass expulsion of semen at a single time, such as durring a gang bang

oh man, that porno was CUMTACULAR

OMG! that cheesecake was so good, i nearly came in my mouth, it was cumtacular!

by Jean Semens November 7, 2007

Cumach ache

The stomach ache a person gets after swallowing too much sperm during a blow job

Dude after I gave Johnny a b.j. I had such a bad cumach ache.

by CAYloo December 5, 2007

cumstache

After the act of oral sex, on occasion the partner's cum is left behind on the upper lip, under the nose. This can resemble a mustache and commonly confused as a milk mustache.

John gave the ho a fancy handle-bar cumstache, paid for her fine services and departed ways.

by Knifo August 25, 2011

Cuntachini

A graphics teacher who is so bipolar that she makes your bipolar aunt seem normal.

"god she's such a cuntachini I can't stand her"

by 10incrediblefactsabouttheanus April 14, 2017