cumpon

An apparatus placed in the vagina after sex to absorb excess semen.

This semen running out of me is disgusting I really need a cumpon.

by Cumpon user July 31, 2011

cumsock

sock filled with cum. can be used as a makeshift mace when dried.

"mum found the cumsock"

by dr cumsock November 9, 2020

cumbone

a trombone that produces sound when filled up with cum

look at that cumbone

by Lio messi legend January 21, 2021

Cumzone

The main countries in North America (Central America doesn’t count) Canada, US, Mexico
Cum zone

“I’m finally going to leave the CUMZONE

I’m going to London”

by Bmoreslang February 16, 2022

Cumion rings

When you Jizz into a fryer in a ring shape and fry it into a onion ring like product - Cumion rings

Work was being shitty in the kitchen so when everyone went to lunch I made some Cumion rings

by Riddick_gamer November 28, 2018

Sneaky Cumsooka

When your boyfriend says he's edging but he's not.

"How was your date with Tim last night?"
"Well he said he'd pull out... but all he pulled was a sneaky cumsooka on me."
"Ew"

by Miezhaus April 7, 2020

cumsponge

1: An absolute slut, a person (usually female) who has copious amounts of sexual relations with men.

2: An item used to masturbate into. (toilet paper, sock, hotel bed sheets, etc.)

Example 1: Dude: " hey bro check out that chick! she is fiiiiiiiine!

Bro: " yea man she's hot but she's fucked like the whole football team, she's a total cumsponge"

Example 2: " Dude: man I was jacking it the other day and I had to use my gym socks as a cumsponge"

Man: "dude that is nasty as fuck! don't tell me that shit dude!

by -fuckfuckgoose September 12, 2009