Cumposer

A person who fakes orgasms.

Jean totally fakes her orgasms, she's a cumposer.

by KetelOne415 March 26, 2009

Cumpooter

1. Poor spelling of the word computer
2 When after anal sex a man ejaculates into his partners asshole and his partner lets out a giant fart that sprays the semen everywhere

1. Person 1: d00d i wish mah cumpooter was faster

Person 2: it computer dipshit
2. Man i love it when Steve and I make a cumpooter but the clean up is just terrible.

by PolPots September 16, 2011

Compoopter

1.A computer that is either made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing

Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much games and music

by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006

cumsopper

the undersized well manicured mustache that gay men have...they use it to sop up the cum that is left on the head of the cock

Woman : What is your opinion about Bruce? Do you think he is gay?

Man : That cumsopper is a dead giveaway baby.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

cumpoodur

The better term for "computer"

Hey dude lets watch porn on my cumpoodur together

by poperoni304 September 15, 2023

compooter

Slang for computer.

Some guy: Bruh look at dis compooter
Some other guy: Whoa cool m8

by Flameteor September 28, 2017

cumpoop

the act of pooping after getting a cumload in your butt

i just took the gnarliest cumpoop ever!

by c4confour October 16, 2007