cummistry

The sexual attraction between two people that leads to orgasm and copious ejaculation.

Our cummistry is just right---every time we fuck, my girl gives me lots of her hot soup and then I rope.

by pentozali August 29, 2014

cumriser

if cum was an element, cumriser would be the person who controls it

that cumriser is just like an airbender

by katass124 August 13, 2020

Commisery

Ahh, commisery. The misery you feel when you spent thousands on commission but got nothing more for your money.
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Deano thought that PurpleBricks was just online, but he felt commisery when he found out that they only charge a fixed fee.

by dingo5 June 25, 2018

commiserate

Offering unsolicited advice.

I commiserate for several iterations of back and forth, then someone actually identifies what they are stuck on and I can often quickly offer a suggestion/fix.

by msplainer June 30, 2022

commisermate

Two or more people that get together to express or feel sympathy or pity for others; mass sympathizers.

"the commisermates got together to express their sorrow over Rose's unfortunate circumstances"

by Derek Ness September 1, 2019

Cummisary

The cell in the prison that holds the cell block cum dumpster.

“I’m headed to the cummisary to unload in that new bussy on the block.”

by Jarrow88 May 29, 2021

Commiserbitch

When friends or colleagues get together to basically complain about their day.

So met with Jessi to commiserbitch at happy hour.

by JenZenQ September 1, 2021