Cumming to Your Senses

When you're masturbating to some kinky shit and you finally bust and realize how nasty what your watching is and feel gross.

I was watching naked fat chicks eat ice cream and ended up cumming to my senses and wanted to kill myself.

Barbie was peeing on Ken and then i came to my senses and realized I was on the kids side of YouTube.

When you finally end up cumming to your senses and wanna smack the midget porn right off your computer.

by Boisarebackintown April 23, 2018

cummingtonite

1. magnesium iron silicate hydroxide, also known as "cummingtonite"

2. A mineral that has probably the funniest name ever.

I found some cummingtonite in these rocks! *sniggers*

by harmerboy January 1, 2010

Corn Curling

The act of inserting a corncob up one's anus.

Last night, I caught my roomate corn curling in the bathroom.

by Tony Bowls February 18, 2010

Christmas Cumming

A poem to celebrate the coming of Christmas!

'Christmas Cumming'

With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!

by OrganicGodSlayer November 11, 2020

Theresa Cummings

A female well known for being an easy piece of pussy. Famous for her house party's (sex parties). A slut who was always drunk, high or trippin on acid and tripping over dicks the next morning.

Did I really fuck Theresa Cummings last night? Shit, No I have Herpes.

by Azzman66 September 14, 2018

dick cummings

an unfortunate man with a gay name.

Dick Cummings is a little bitch who gives blowjobs in the bathroom.

by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014

curling one out

Going for a shit.

*Ringring*
Steve "Wassup, Steve here?"
Dave "Just curling one out"
Steve "Dude, why you calling me on the crapper?"

by Gruff Eddie April 28, 2010