Bumjunctivitis

The condition developed when in contact with a 'pain in the arse'.

eg. "Stop shooting me with that Nerf gun kid, you're giving me Bumjunctivitis!"

by HUTJIB June 4, 2014

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Cumjunctivitus

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

by philthemoney August 11, 2003

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Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

by philthemoney August 8, 2003

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american conjunctivitis

The process through which, Americans abuse their language, and generate words through random conjunctions. Usually redneck in origin, these words eventually become acceptable in society as a whole.

I.E. Ya'll/y'all; as in y'all come back now ya' hear?
you'ins see y'all.
fixinta; as in fixinta go put my gun away.
gosinda; as in 2 gosinda 4 twice.

By god if american conjunctivitis won't be the death of the English language...

by Josh McG January 19, 2007

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conjunctivitis

Pink eye. It is an infection in the eye that's really contagious, ugly, and gross.

Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."

Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.

"Let's do it"
"Can't... I have conjunctivitis"
"Yucky"

by Ash Money January 4, 2007

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