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The CUMMY

A close friend of Smoke Crackulas who gets jacked off on by Wankenstiens Monster. Originally called the MUMMY....his name was changed because of the large amounts of sperm that were deposited on him by Wankenstien!!.... thus.... becoming .... "THE CUMMY"!!!!
WOW...The mummy got jacked off on so many times by Wankenstien that he is entirely covered in sperm.....We shall chnge his name to "THE CUMMY"!!
by Pete Negwaski! February 14, 2008
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cumfortable pants

A pair of trousers which were used to clean up seamen, that still get worn.
I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face
by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010
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Cumfire

When a man fires his creamy load on a girl.
Slater shot off his creamy load in my pussy last night! His cumfire is the best!
by dabmaster101 May 24, 2016
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Comfy as G

The most comfortable one can imagine being.

'As snug as a bug in a rug' has slowly been overtaken in popularity by the non-elitist phrase for the people: 'as Comfy as G'. Although it is known that it originates on the backstreets of Aberdeen and has slowly spread into England, no one is quite sure who G is and why he/she/it was so damn comfy.
Person 1: mmmmmmm, my new snuggie is as Comfy as G!
Person 2: Dude. You're 27.
by Rob from Santa Monica August 18, 2010
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Cummy mummy

When a guy cumms on strips of toilet paper and his partner proceeds to wrap themselves in the wet strips
Jon: " I throughly enjoy a good cummy mummy"
by Cactus wank August 11, 2016
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CUMFLUDGE

Noun, when a person has been filled with a large amount out of Cum they simply cannot take anymore, '
she was such cumfludge after last night's orgy.'
by Mr marvellous February 25, 2018
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Cumfortable

The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen.
"Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?"
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".
by D404 November 9, 2011
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