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Combussin'

The act of combusting in a manner that is in any way swag or delectable.
meatball 4 explodes into a tasty paste, meatball one says "that was swag," meatball two says "that was delectable," meatball three says"that was combussin'."
by schmeat ball March 24, 2023
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Cumcussion

Usually occurring during make-up sex after a lengthy, petty argument with a woman you are involved with, or any other time when a woman has been irrational.

Upon apologizing and engaging in make-up sex, the male uses that fake apology for the impetus of the move.

Yoking the female on his shoulders, mouth to vagina; aggressive and sloppy oral sex follows. With the female at a loud, 95% of full climax, male power-bombs female to the floor, leaving her in a euphoric daze she won't remember later, and might even thank you for.

The male is then able to go out with friends for drinks.
"The girls are here! But they're an hour late, we're missing the 1st quarter."
"Let's give them cumcussions and grab some beers at the game, then titty bar!"
"Hell yeah, I missed leg day at Cross Fit, that's perfect!"
by Mister Muff June 23, 2016
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Cumcussion

When having sex as the woman begins her orgasm, she gets hit upside the head losing consciousness and her orgasm.
While screwing Erin senseless doggy-style, as she begam to cum I socked her head giving her a cumcussion.
by DJ Kleen May 10, 2011
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Cumcussion

A cumcussion is when you cum on a girl forehead so hard she gets knocked out by the pressure
Yo I gave that btich a cumcussion
by Dre the cum god January 22, 2023
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Cumcussion

When you bust a heavy nut so hard you forget where you are.
I think I have a cumcussion, I forgot that I was in my room!
by itsAttakk May 7, 2023
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cumfussion

when you cum and can't seem to get pulled out
They layed there after sex for a very long time in cumfussion.
by twangdong February 1, 2019
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Cumcussion

It's after you come inside your significant other (any way is acceptable), and then soon after punch them in the back of the head, rendering them unconscious.
"Hey Chris, did you hear that Reid cumcussed Catherine and is now serving 3-8 for domestic violence!"
"I suffered a cumcussion last night and I don't remember who I fucked"
by TheMistreatedBallsack69 January 2, 2017
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