cumcuat

Lack of intelligence in some one you are sexually active with.

You're a cumcuat, please stop talking to me.

by Bigdaddyshrimpdick June 15, 2016

cumcountant

A person who watches porn and keeps track of how many 'cum shots' occur.

"Hey bro, did you see the new Backdoor Sluts 53?" "Yeah it was great! I saw more backdoors get pounded on than the red light district during a blue light sale!" "I thought it sucked. Not enough cum shots." "What are you dude, a fucking cumcountant?"

by z0mbieparade August 31, 2016

cucunter sandwich

1. a creative way to call some bitch a cunt
2. a cunt worthy enough to have a sandwich named after her
3. a female cock blocker

Guy one: Yo dude, did you get that girl to hook up with you?

Guy two: Nah man, she was a wicked cucunter sandwich. She wouldnt even open her legs for a 3 legged dog.

by a cucunter June 11, 2009

Cum-cunt

nickname for a hermaphrodite

You stupid Cum-cunt! Your a freak with a penis and a vagina! EEWW!

by Errn April 8, 2003

Cucuntber

The word you would use to describe a cunt, that can deepthroat at least a full cucumber.

"Fuck off, cucuntber."

"That Bitch is such a cucuntber!"

by JeggyTactical November 2, 2017

cumpuntionary

A person who lacks doing work

April is acting like she is cumpuntionary

by Negus King May 24, 2018

Cuncuntenate

From the verb "concatenate" meaning to link (things) together in a chain or series, this essentially means "unfathomably unfortunate" as in a clusterfuck type scenario.

Jenny: Christ Donna, how did you end up with my boyfriend?
Donna: The circumstances were cuncuntenate.

by Brever September 18, 2021