shit-cum

Fecal matter composed entirely of semen.

You're sitting in church four days later, and you think you're farting, but it's really shit-cum. And those are your Sunday pants too. Damn.

by Mike Sater September 15, 2006

Shit cum

You shit on her chest well cumming in her eye

Yo i shit cum her mom last night

by Light skin power April 18, 2021

Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit

When a woman fucks her own fuck than takes a Fucking shit on her cum repeatedly getting fucked by a cummed out dick that may or may not have spit on the ass of that woman licking it as he would put his dick into her ass at the same time while have a orgy, then the orgy just fucks the woman so hard that she starts to cum on every single dick in the party, you can say one thing about it though it is a good time

Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit On my dick yeaaa.... *MOANING AS HARD AS THEY CAN* “FUCK US ALL” the orgy moans

by Hidhhdjdjdjd May 2, 2021

Shit-cum count

The amount of shitting and cumming that has been done up to that point in the day.

Can we get a shit-cum count? - Alex
2-1 - Tony
4-0 - Alfred

by n54god June 27, 2022

cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt

What you say when you're trying to be edgy.

kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."

by Dubiks August 31, 2018

Cum shits

When the shit feels so good that you ejaculate

Dude I just had a shit that felt so good I came
Oh yeah, you had the cum shits!

by weasdrgbh September 6, 2022