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Chotchkie

A small piece of worthless crap, a decorative knick knack with little or no purpose.

Side note: Chotchkie can be pretty, sentimental, or even occasionally useful though it usually breaks easily if useful. If you are having trouble identifying Chotchkie just look around your house or someone else's and whatever you see that a burgler wouldn't steal is probably Chotchkie.
Fake fruit, a ceramic frog containing candy, pretty much anything purchased at a dollar store, costume jewelry, etc. Referenced by Phoebie on the TV show friends.

Meg loved her cow figurine collection, but Dave thought it was useless Chotchkie.
by Robin and Stephany November 13, 2007
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fa-chotch

I heard some girlfriends of mine using this word in a drunken stupor referring to the female genital area especially the inside parts.It may have a Lebanese/Polish origin.Please note gentlemen, this is not a sexy word and under no circumstances should it be used during intercourse.
Sarah got angry and kicked Lisa in the fa-chotch.

My fa-chotch is itchy.
by Breeno January 16, 2005
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La Chota

RUN MANUEL!!! LA CHOTA IS COMING!
by LADodger85 August 23, 2011
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Chothen

Something that is both good and bad, but usually extreme in either case.
Beer can be chothen.

The first cold beer after a long day of work could be considered a most chothen beer, but giving into your need of alcohol to define this moment as satisfying is also chothen.

A 1981 Lincoln Continental Mark VI could be considered chothen in its awesome luxury, but a 30 year old ghettosled parked on a side street in the hood is quite chothen.

One would say "That car is chothen."
by The Chothen One June 28, 2009
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chotched

the end result of too many alcoholic beverages. can also be spelled chatched, but thats lame.
man i had like 20 appletinis, im so fucking chotched.
The other night i was so chotched, i spelled it chatched, how gay was that.
by Ryan and Jeremy September 21, 2007
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choteado

When you over use something. Everyone has seen it.
I used a pair of shoes for two weeks and now they are choteados.

"What you don't have another pair? Ya los choteaste."
by Siete Guayabas October 23, 2012
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chotist

Its a noun, that describes the point in time when an individual acts as a chutiya, and an autist at the same time. This godly word combines the two verbs, saving the sayer breath, and causing the hearer to lose a few brain cells.
Srinjina is such a chotist
by Lmoer August 12, 2019
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