fish cuddles

Another term for having sexual intercourse, specifically with a girl who does not shower often.

"Yo, my parents are out of town and Mary is coming over tonight"

"Mack the fish cuddles! Mary is always down"

"Ya your right, do you have a condom?

by tong la March 8, 2011

cuddlefucker

A person who loves to cuddle with their partner but cannot help themselves and will always end up with roaming hands, escalating to kissing and eventually a great fuck

You wanna cuddle, but I'm warning you....I'm a serious Cuddlefucker!

by Sweitzerman March 16, 2015

Cuddleship

A relationship based on strictly just cuddling. This person may be known as your cuddle buddy.

"I am jealous of Brittany's cuddleship."

"I am too. I need a cuddle buddy. I want a cuddleship!"

by Sam's Theory September 26, 2011

cuddleability

the measure of how cuddleable a person is

Mathematically defined as one's desire to cuddle the person, on a scale from 0 to 100, multiplied by the probability that they would cuddle you back, from 0 to 1.

A pretty woman wearing a cashmere cardigan would have a high level of cuddleability.

by mad mac the masseuse October 25, 2011

cuddleslut

someone who will cuddle with complete strangers all night long... a complete whore for cuddles, but sex hardly happens, if at all, because it's not as important. :)

i'm such a cuddleslut, i'll take it any way i can get it!

by kitznegari October 23, 2003

cuddleman

A grown man who caters to another grown man's feelings instead of just telling him to man up.

( Emotional man ): hey bro my girl broke up with me after two weeks and I really loved her, why do I do ?

( Cuddleman ): Sorry to hear that why don't you come by so we can hug and talk about it.

by laluvrod December 23, 2011

Maximum Cuddles

The most that two men can possibly cuddle.

"You're liquoring me up to see if you can get me onto this blanket and do Maximum Cuddles with you!"

"What?"

"That's the most that two men can possibly cuddle!

by YourNameIsAlreadyBeingUsedBySo October 12, 2008