Cuddleship

A relationship based on strictly just cuddling. This person may be known as your cuddle buddy.

"I am jealous of Brittany's cuddleship."

"I am too. I need a cuddle buddy. I want a cuddleship!"

by Sam's Theory September 26, 2011

cuttlefish of cthulhu

(Noun) From the band Gwar mythos, the lead singer and alien from the planet Scumdogia Oderus Urungus' sexual reproductive organ. It resembles a human male penis and spurts blood when excited. Looks slightly like a huge slug with huge saggy testicles dangling from the base.

Oderus had his cuttlefish of cthulhu confiscated in South Carolina by the cops.

by Robbie M September 14, 2007

Human Cuttlefish

A beta male, whose tactic to access females is to appear “harmless”, a “male feminist”. This tactic is an attempt to manipulate females to put down their guard, and “trust” that he’s “different from OTHER men”. Will make strong statements denigrating alpha men as being toxic, hyper masculine, and dangerous. Is really just trying to get a sympathy fuck, or boobie pics.

Be careful of that Human Cuttlefish that’s sidling up beside you and just wants to be “friends”! He’ll roofie your drink the first chance he gets!

by MamaMac27 April 25, 2020

Cuddlefest

Get group of people together. Lay in bed. Enjoy mass cuddling. Dont pass 2nd and you're good. Bake in oven at 350 for 20 minutes.

Did you hear about that cuddlefest that the fifth floor was having?
Yeah man, they pushed the couches together and got crazy panda but it was perfectly pure and asexual. No one passed second base.

by lizt December 14, 2010

cuttlefishing

Hanging around in groups of women and acting like they do so as to fool other males into thinking you are not a threat. At the same time you show off many of your manly qualities to the woman to try and get them to sleep with you. Comes from Wild Cuttlefish changing half of their camouflage, the bit facing another male, to female colours while putting on an amazing colour display on the side facing the female. This is so they can mate easily without fighting with other males.

I went out with all my female friends from work last night, to a cocktail bar talking about summer clothes, babies and relationships I was proper cuttlefishing tying to get in their pants.

by scumbag college dunce June 27, 2014

Hot Butter Cuttlefish

When a white girl hooks up with a Sri Lankan guy and subsequently pisses all over the floor and/or the bean bag sitting upon it.

That bitch just hot butter cuttlefished Tariq.

by Tommy Trojan Woot Woot February 8, 2009

cuddleshock

the act of cuddling with one of the opposite sex only to be shocked when reaching for their gentalia.

Anthony: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that girl the other night?
Spencer: Yeah man, you totally looked like you were set for a good night with her.
Alex: Yeah man, I thought so too. But we got in my bed and she cuddleshocked me.

by badmintonlover February 27, 2011