Concert Cuckold

a.The individual (usually male) holding a girl on his shoulders at a concert to facilitate her "flashing".

b. Degree of which being proportional to the amount of photography and strangers copping a feel.

Dave held his wife Mary-Sue on his shoulders at the Lynard Skynard concert so she could flash the band. The crowd all took pictures and felt her up. Dave was a really big Concert Cuckold!

by GunslingerX February 17, 2009

Closet Cuckold

A man who is truly a Cuckold but hides it from everyone including his wife. He knows his wife is having an affair but pretends not to know because he can't resist the thought of her with another man.

Marc is such a closet cuckold, he knows Bill is fucking his wife but pretends not to know.

by Jill Weiss April 4, 2015

Cloud Cuckoo Land

Living in ones own dream world, where everything is perfect...

He's living in Cloud Cuckoo Land

by LaylaRose March 18, 2010

Cachoo

The action in which a sneeze and a cough will occur simultaneously, usually resulting in a quick cough-like sound that will suppress the sneeze but will not have the sneezing effects. Usually takes place when an individual is surprised or in a quiet place to remain anonymous.

While in the library, Bethany was surprised by the sudden urge to sneeze but then quickly stifled it and it turned into a cachoo.

by ShadowFoxxx January 30, 2010

commander cuckoo bananas

Homer Simpson's nickname for *, AWOL George, Shrub, Miserable Failure, Cimpy McCokespoon, Dumbya, etc. (George W Bush)

Marge: Bart, I love you, but sometimes I don’t love your choices. (sigh) Now we have to find another school for you.

Homer: Yeah, and if you get kicked out of that one you’re going straight in the army where you’ll be sent straight to America’s latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything’s possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge.

by FarceOfNature2005 May 19, 2005

cuckolding

When a man watches his wife or girlfriend have sex with another man.

Ted got really turned on when thinking about his wife cuckolding with another man.

by Raratan April 21, 2016

cuche monkey

An offensive term used to describe someone who annoys you regularly.

Do you always got to annoy me tommy? Your such a fucking cuche monkey thats why you can't get laid.

by Cris De La geeZy January 11, 2009