Cumbleswatch

A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.

Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.

Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!

Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"

*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."

by fat obese lady July 12, 2017

Cobblesome

A word to describe something as worth talking about

"Very Cobblesome base you have, Impulse"

by CharlacPlaza June 23, 2022

cobblestone = life

Cobble stone = life is originated from ssundee a popular Minecraft youtuber for the reason to annoy his friend who did not believe in cobblestone = life

I made a golden cobble stone with 2 hours of my life cause you know cobblestone = life.

by memebean February 4, 2021

cobbles

British slang term for "the streets"

Johnny was walking when he heard Ross's voice screaming "get off the cobbles".

by knoxalicious July 28, 2009

Cobblesome

Something worth talking about.

That there is a very cobblesome base!

by Pokeymarmot7168 July 5, 2022

cobblestone

a Northern Virginia neighborhood often refered to as "the jungle"

"Oh shit man...ain't this cobblestone?"
"Ahh, so you know about this place huh?"
"yea man I heard you dont come in here with anything less than a platoon."

by the blue moon January 15, 2008

Clydesdales on cobblestone

The sound made when a guys balls are slapping off a chicks ass during sex, or the noise made when dudes nuts are slapping together when they are double stuffing a chick.
(CLOP! CLOP! CLOP!)

The sounds of Clydesdales on cobblestone echoed as my buddy and I double stuffed that chick.

by Todd Finger September 21, 2011