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Cuban Cigar 

During intercourse in the missionary position, the woman will reach forward and insert an index finger into the man's butthole.

She will then remove the inserted finger, and place it against her upper lip and directly under her nose. Finally she will drang the brown digit across her lip while taking a single, deep inhale through her nostrils.

This is to create the appearance of one smelling a fine Cuban Cigar as seen in pop culture.
Tom: Becky surprised me last night by giving herself a Cuban Cigar.

Ted: I didn't know Becky liked to smoke cigars.

Tom: explains the sexual position.

Ted: vomits* You're both fucking sick and need help.
Cuban Cigar by Bollybones June 16, 2022
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Cuban Cigar Humidor

The act of microwaving a turd at the local pool and then "lubing up" with the product
I lost my KY so I had to pull a cuban cigar humidor on Samantha

Cuban Cigar Burn 

A cuban cigar burn is an exotic sex move when a man ejaculates on anothers arm, and not cleaning it off, making an unusual rash on it.
I just gave her a cuban cigar burn.
Cuban Cigar Burn by swagina December 18, 2012

smoke you like a cuban cigar

A process where one individual would do serious damage to another. Then, said individual states, "Man, i will smoke you like a cuban cigar!"
After one person, would be "pwned", the person who administered the "pwnage" would state that he smoked the "pwned" individual like a cuban cigar

export cigars to Cuba 

To drop turds into the toilet then flush.
I gotta hit the johnny and export cigars to Cuba.