cryptodouche

Derogatory term for that friend of yours who won't shut up about Bitcoin, Ethereum, etc. Brags about his virtual millions and how early he invested. Often found unconvincingly rambling about how Blockchain will revolutionize something that's been working just fine for centuries.

"My gen0 CryptoKitties have already quadrupled in value since yesterday!" explained the cryptodouche, as he pulled up a site showing his expensive virtual pets.

by ~marten~ January 16, 2018

cryptomacist

A term related to the cryptocurrency supremacy claim over the traditional money system. A cryptomacist is usually spotted advocating utilizing the blockchain technology to power the freedom and decentralization of the society decisions as its final destination, and not just as secure transaction infrastructure for sloshing money around.

Another cryptomacist threatens to leave the crypto community for not being able to step up to its real goal : society decentralization.

by Sharded January 26, 2018

crypto-fascist

Although used on previous occasions by great scholars, such as on the TV debate between Gore Vidal and William F. Buckley, when Vidal accused Buckley of being a 'crypto-fascist', this term was made a popular insult amongst geeks by the BBC sitcom Red Dwarf.

A crypto-fascist is a 'hidden' supporter of fascism. It is only truly applicable to individuals, as by definition a mass movement of crypto-fascism ceases to be cryptological. That is to say, a crypto-fascist has ideologically totalitarian views, but has not yet found a movement which sufficiently reflects these views, and thus remains 'hidden'.

Young Lister: But I'm not into dosh, I hate money, I loathe possessions, It's just so... crypto-fascist.
Lister: Will you stop saying everything's crypto-fascist? You make me sound like I was a complete git!

by esterbuan tuero May 7, 2005

cryptocuck

A cryptocuck is someone who is very annoying. They tend to always endorse crypto currency as a "revolutionary" new technology that is great. In reality the crypto market is a zero sum game that can lose all its value in a heart beat. Cryptocucks will generally be into many other things such as suck elon musk's dick for no reason, trying to advertise their shitty coins that are clearly pump n dumps, and trying to ride the band wagon on r/wallstreetbets. Be careful as these guys are extremely dangerous keyboard warriors who will get angry if you screenshot their NFT.

Cryptocuck: Hey john did you see Elon Musk's new hyperloop? Its going to change the world!!!

John: Shut up mike the hyperloop will never work and all you do is advertise your shitty crypto. You're a cryptocuck.

by Spicyspicymeatball123 November 26, 2021

Cryptonaire

A person that is a early adopter (no later then 2011) in bitcoin that successfully diversified their portfolio into other digital assets (cryptocurrencies) that are now worth millions or even billions of dollars. These individuals are also known as "whales" that create waves in the market.

Bob spent his lunch money on bitcoin in 2010, and now he is a cryptonaire.

by Semi-True October 28, 2017

CRYPTORK

Crypt meaning hidden or under stated Tork is a reference to the word Torque meaning turning effect of force combined together it becomes CRYPTORK ultimatlely meaning "Stealth force cracking the code"!

CRYPTORK is someone whos always in search for the TRUTH.

by IndivisuaLize April 6, 2010

cryptofantasist

Person who says they hate fantasy but seem to have read and seen a good deal of fantasy fiction and film.

"Paul spent all day complaining what a terrible writer Tolkien was and how he can never finish any of his books, but then loaned me Lloyd Alexander's Chronicles of Prydain and said they're a must read. What a cryptofantasist!"

by Mr Yellovich August 18, 2014