cryptofaggot

A user of a message board who successfully infiltrates the inner circle of respected posters, eventually revealing his hidden virginity and assburgers to the world in a series of offensively lame posts.

From Greek 'kruptos,' meaning hidden; and American 'faggot,' meaning faggot

Stop posting, cryptofaggot.

by Spr0ingy January 31, 2007

cryptobating

When you look at all your cryptocurrency and masturbate.

i'm cryptobating so hard right now, i just came.

by JonTylerG January 10, 2018

cryptofatty

A person who gains a lot of weight after getting into a relationship.

1: Damn bro! Did you see Jessica today? She got huge!
2: Yeah man, she got hitched up a few months ago. Definitely a cryptofatty.

by slattimusprime December 14, 2021

cryptoface

Cryptoface is one of the most popular financial traders that livestreams on Youtube. The world record holder of the most profitable Bitcoin / Financial trade ever livestreamed within a 24 hour period using his own funds. A true leader of the people, Cryptoface is unique because he leads his people thru the ups and the downs of trading. Unafraid to show when he has a loss makes him one of the very few legit traders in the scene. He wore a mask 3 years before covid because he despises fame and for the same reason every superhero does. Because when you build great empires and do good in the world, evil and government seek to bring it down.

Long live the king Cryptoface.

by CasaDelAmigo March 8, 2021

cryptofacist

something bad and oppresive in a general or vague sense

what listers younger self believes many things are

"i hate possesions i loathe materials its just so... cryptofacist"

by jamesuel July 11, 2007

cryptopathy

a disease of unknown or obscure origin.

He is a nimblewit but has a problem-he is suffering from a cryptopathy.

by uttam maharjan March 31, 2010