When someone is being very Cryptic and withholding important information or news.
This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.
They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.
These people are Cryptic Shitbags.
This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.
They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.
These people are Cryptic Shitbags.
Rufus: You were gone a long time, did your Mum tell you when and where the Funeral will be?
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.
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The Bavarian Illuminati have secretly ruled the world as a cryptocracy since their foundation in 1776.
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Noun
A person who blindly advocates for blockchains such as bitcoin and nfts, without knowledge of their nefarious effects on the environment and negative influence in several markets
Noun
A person who blindly advocates for blockchains such as bitcoin and nfts, without knowledge of their nefarious effects on the environment and negative influence in several markets
Person 1, a cryptocuck: You should totally mine shitcoin, it's going to the moon it'll be the future.
Person 2, has an IQ above room temperature: you're just being a cryptocuck, go read a book
Person 2, has an IQ above room temperature: you're just being a cryptocuck, go read a book
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I know, she's such a cryptocuck.
I know, she's such a cryptocuck.
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Get the cryptocuck mug.When somebody writes a cryptic message, ie a status or a blog post, about you. You know it's about you but they don't mention you. Therefore they are being snide and are too scared to mention your name.
You fall out with a friend because you slept with her boyfriend and the next day they post this message on a social network site -
"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.
"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.
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Often practised on sites like LiveJournal, e-where posters attempt to use crypticism to avoid starting drama. Unfortunately, when people try to interpret the crypticism drama often ensues anyway.
The best crypticism is incomprehensible to anyone not already in the know, but makes things quite clear to its intended audience.
Often practised on sites like LiveJournal, e-where posters attempt to use crypticism to avoid starting drama. Unfortunately, when people try to interpret the crypticism drama often ensues anyway.
The best crypticism is incomprehensible to anyone not already in the know, but makes things quite clear to its intended audience.
It would be easier to keep track of what's going on in Timmy's life if his posts weren't so full of crypticism.
by The Real Insomnius September 25, 2005
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