cryler

A person who says they will never cry in movies but ends up doing so.

A mix of cry and liar.

"Uhh, I knew she was a total cryler when she watches Titanic."

by Tekita August 9, 2009

craper

A crazy person. (Cra)zy (per)son.

Johnny kept acting like a craper; the watermellon rhine off Jimmy's ear was the final straw. Jimmy administered an ass beating.

by Kurt 8 Keiner January 29, 2009

cryerbation

1.)To masturbate while crying.
2.)To lubricate ones passion with ones own tears.

Billy indulged in cryerbation after his girlfriend dumped him.

by Fuckin skank November 14, 2007

crybernating

Spending time away from regular daily activities after being defeated by the world, to sulk and have a self 'why me' pity party... enabling one to come back into the world, refreshed- back with a vengeances.

After losing Brandon in the Big Brother House, Rachel spent much of a week crybernating, only to be ready to compete to her fullest against the other competitors.

by french tipsy August 15, 2011

Cryceratops

A whiner. Someone who's whining.

Synonyms: Whinoceros

Why don't you stop being such a Cryceratops.

by iheartfast September 8, 2010

CRAPER

(crayper) Creep + Raper; a person (usually male) who tries way too hard with chicks, who are usually younger, and displays rapist qualities. He is not a proven rapist but frequently displays inappropriate behavior towards women such as grabbing or fondling when they are too fucked up.

That kid Brent is a craper. He went into the shower with those two girls who didn't even know him.

by Baby DEEck September 2, 2010

Cryberbation

When you are so broke, sad and lonely, you must use your own tears for lubricant when masterbating.

Years of on-line dating had cost Tim a fortune and left his so sad, broke and confused that he had to resort to cryberbation.

by Timpon68 February 7, 2013