Crabapple

Lil Wayne.

Lil Wayne looks like a crabapple.

by JimmyKimmmel November 7, 2013

crybully

someone who attempts to use pity, or tears, to persuade someone else into ganging up on someone, or allying with their point of view

Girlfriend: Mike is such an abusive boyfriend, has he always been like this (mikes sister)?
Sister: OMG MIKE WHY ARE YOU ABUSING YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU PIECE OF SHIT?!?!?
Mike: The fuck are you talking about sister? , all i did was tell her that i didnt want to hang out tonight.

Girlfriend: Operation Crybully is a success.

by UrhkinUrJerkin April 4, 2016

Cryarrhea

When you have diarrhea so bad your sphincter burns everytime you shit causing you to cry.

Tim was on the shitter all day with cryarrhea after he ate the chinese leftovers that sat out all night.

by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

Cryracial

A whiny person of mixed race who can't stand being called out on their privilege. They have a tendency to resort to white girl tears Cryracials are self absorbed, entitled, and think they are experts on racial issues by simply being mixed. Cryracials also have a tendency to use minorites and minority status for personal gain but can care less about the actual group.

Emma (mixed race) resorted Cryracial antics when she got called out by Zara (fully black) for saying that her loosely curled hair was hard to do. Emma cried crocodile tears when Zara explained to her that she had no excuse for her hair to be looking like a hot mess.

by KissTheDragon September 30, 2018

reverse crabapple

When Seamus A.K.A SSoHPKC plays the game "Beyond:Two Souls" and takes down a terrorist by wrapping his character's body around their backside, bringing them to the floor and snapping their neck

"Oh man she just used the reverse crabapple on him!"

by Gam3rbl00d October 21, 2013

cryank

To cry and wank at the same time.

Galin is cryanking again tonight. What's new?

by lao-han November 3, 2010

crygasm

An orgasm so powerful it leaves you with tears streaming down your face. Usually happens when two people are in a heightened state of emotional and/or physical connectedness.

A very good thing :-)

<After orgasm>
"Why're you crying?! Did I hurt you?"

"No, no, I... wow... that was amazing, you made me crygasm."

by Wendy645 October 30, 2007