Valley Cruise

To drive through the Cuyahoga Valley National Park late at night. Most people smoke marijuana, during the drive.

Valley Cruise, Smoke Ride,

by Caitiegirly February 4, 2009

italian cruise ship

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day

"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."

by giraffe-o January 30, 2012

Terp Cruise

To drive extremely aggressively while excessively intoxicated.

Yo ill probably do this sidewalk slammer then just Terp cruise home

by Anonymous Doosh June 18, 2021

Dominican cruise liner

A vessel or vehicle used to smuggle in immigrants into the United States. A boat could be used by hiding in a container box for the journey. Or a truckload of bananas is another example as one may height crossing the Mexican border to make it to the promised land. Where the promise of welfare programs, and Pres. Obama sponsored free phones awaits usually the bottom of the barrel of citizens.

Jose made it in on a Dominican cruise liner.

The drug cartel sponsored the Dominican cruise liner in hopes of getting new product to the states.

by 7mary3 September 16, 2014

Tom Cruise Technology

(TCT) n. Term referencing the height enhancing effect of shoes with a particularly thick heel/sole. Shoes employing TCT are typically worn by males who are vertically challenged. Derived from MBT (Masai Barefoot Technology) - a brand of footware which employs very thick soles - often bought by small men under the pretence that it is good for their posture.

Ride attendant rookie: Wow, Tom's looking rather tall. I didn't think he'd be tall enough to ride this roller coaster.

Ride attendant manager: Don't be fooled son. Look at those heels. He's using Tom Cruise Technology - or "TCT's".

Ride attendant manager (to Tom): Oi! Not so fast Maverick! Go feed your need for speed on the teacups.

by rocksigneous July 30, 2009

Booze Cruising

The act of driving a vehicle while drinking any sort of alcohol. Beer is the main accepted form of drinkage for such a trip. A booze cruise can be a trip to the woods with no authority and hitting the trails to just driving down a highway with a little beer.

Guy #1: hey man, want to go on a drive?

Guy #2: sure man, want to booze cruise?

Guy #1: Fuck yeah, lets go to the indian forest trails though, I don't want to get caught booze cruising.

by Remixxxxer July 6, 2011

Clam Cruiser

The Clam Cruiser is simply just a more luxurious version of the lesbian limousine. Instead of a Mini Cooper or Subaru Forester this often older more mature lesbian, can be spotted cruising for pussy in a Volvo sedan or Toyota Highlander.

Belinda is so bourgeois, she bought a Volvo to help her cruise for pussy. She said she wanted to look “More sophisticated.” Clearly, she just bought a Clam Cruiser.

by Hamper Hunter November 27, 2020