Cruxis 

1. An extremely annoying pest or complete jerk in life.

2. A person who will never go anywhere in life.

3. Any male human being that seemingly enjoys being rammed in the rectal area with pointed metal objects

This person is being very Cruxis to me, why can't he just leave me alone?

At the gay bar, a Cruxis person asked me if I wanted to sit on his steel cylinder.

Cruxis by Your friendly nbrhood spidermn January 11, 2009

Cruxis Crystal 

An item in Namco's Tales of Symphonia game. These are evolved Exspheres that advance the users physical ablities more than a normal Exsphere. They are typically used by Cruxis, the game's antagonists, to create their dream world. They are also used by Chosen to remove all humanity from them during the Journey of World Regeneration.

Colette Brunel's Cruxis Crystal, Zelos Wilder (after retrieving it from Seles Wilder), Cruxis Angles, Lloyd Irving's Exsphere.

Cruxis Crystal by Dit-Dah June 3, 2009

cruising ground 

Cruising grounds are public places where people meet for anonymous sex. They are commonly used by closeted married men seeking casual sex who do not want to risk being caught by their wife using phone applications like Grindr. They are also used by both men and women that have public sex fetishes are who cannot host a sexual partner.

Some cruising grounds, such as public bathrooms, adult video arcades, and bathhouses have a glory hole. Other cruising grounds are more exposed, such as areas in the woods, in the dunes of nude beaches, and in dark street alleyways.

Public cruising typically start as a places conducive for sex, such as a basement bathroom in a public area that doesn't get a lot of traffic, offers privacy, and makes it easy to hear others approach. People start to arrange to meet at these locations for sex. Eventually the location develops a reputation for anonymous sex which attracts even more people to come to this location, even without prearrangements.

Free online websites such as holehunter.com maintain databases for people to find cruising grounds near them. These sites are editable to allow people to add and edit listings as cruising ground locations often change.

Have you heard about the new cruising ground in the park? Someone drilled a glory hole in the stall wall.

cruising ground by cruisedb April 26, 2020

Cruiser Spread 

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017

Cruisical 

An often rowdy group sing a long to a popular song that plays on the radio in a car. Typically initiated with "Oh yeah! this is my jam!"

Let it Go from Frozen played on the radio in the car and it was a straight Cruisical up in that bitch... shit was tight.

Cruisical by DunnDunnDunn August 1, 2014

Static Cruising 

To enjoy the company of friends and peers whilst doing nothing or achieving nothing.

Can be associated with: chillin', hanging-in.

"Let's all stay in and just static cruise."
"Yeah, that sounds cool."
...
"What did you do last night?"
"Nothing much. Just some Static Cruising."

Static Cruising by Dunc-The-Hunk February 11, 2010

carnival cruise 

the act of driving around looking for a place to take a shit

if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat

carnival cruise by henro50 February 18, 2013