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Cruster

Anyone over the age of 60. Old person.
That cruster was driving so damn slow.
by Ty-chan September 25, 2009
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Cruster

Some who eats the crust of the pizza first.
Ew! She's eating the crust first, WHAT A CRUSTER!
by NY1515 July 27, 2018
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Cruster

A person who's skin crusts and flakes when they get nervous.
That guy was such a cruster that he walked around in a white flakey cloud.
by IAmSoItchey November 1, 2009
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cruster

A lowlife, transeint or bum. Usually a person who is stinky and dishevelled in appearance.

A cruster is also referred to as a person who listens to the porno metal band "the Mentors".
1. Those people who hang out at that dive bar are a bunch of crusters.

2. If you listen to the band the Mentors? Your a cruster.
by Paul Della Valle April 22, 2004
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Crustering

When a crusten is in the act of buffering or distracted by a jelly bean.
Justin spent the entire shift crustering and going extra slow
by Dings666 July 24, 2019
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Panty Cruster

The art of sniffing the crotch of a pair of panties taken from the dirty clothes hamper, jerking of and cumming in the crotch of them. Primarily means rooting through the dresser drawer of a womans clean panties, jerking off on the crotch and then folding them back up and putting them back.
I was at my buddies house at a party and they werent paying attention. His old ladies a pretty hot broad. I went int thier room and opened her dresser drawer, snagged a sweet looking pair of thongs and hit the bathroom. They were clean so I was a Panty Cruster and put them back. I wonder if she ever noticed before she put them on.
by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005
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Dry Cruster

When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.
No more keg parties braaaaahhh. My ass can't handle the dry crusters any more
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
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