crustache

A "moustache" of dried blood and snot, often peppered with boogers. Worn mainly by children under five years.

"Hollis! You are not going to church wearing a crustache!"

by "Sweet" Chubby July 07, 2006

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See also: six-stringer (which is also related to comb overs)

those inbred white trash kids who were harassing that fey guy were both sporting crustaches - go figure

by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

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The hair growing on the face of a woman that stands out, giving her a manly appearance.

That bitch needs to shave, she's got a crustache.

by peckahead October 19, 2003

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When guys get food stuck in their mustache and leave it there

"eww, go clean your crustache"

by Trix... November 06, 2006

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that crusty guy with the mustache is known as crustache

by bluejack69 April 19, 2010

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italian crustache

The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti

Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache

by Bob1279 April 12, 2021

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