Crustache

A term invented by Bobby Veto to describe the dried remnants left in a mustache after you've performed oral sex on a woman. A crusty mustache.

I had to put Saran wrap on my upper-lip before I took a shower so it wouldn't ruin my crustache.

by Porgy McDuffin July 25, 2007

crustache

See also: six-stringer (which is also related to comb overs)

those inbred white trash kids who were harassing that fey guy were both sporting crustaches - go figure

by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

crustache

The hair growing on the face of a woman that stands out, giving her a manly appearance.

That bitch needs to shave, she's got a crustache.

by peckahead October 19, 2003

crustache

When guys get food stuck in their mustache and leave it there

"eww, go clean your crustache"

by Trix... November 5, 2006

crustache

with handle bar mustache

that crusty guy with the mustache is known as crustache

by bluejack69 April 21, 2010

italian crustache

The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti

Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache

by Bob1279 April 12, 2021

Crustable

A crustable means you look or feel like your "ratchet" or a "Bum" or just non presentable.

Man I didn't even have time to put on some nice clothes this morning now I look like a crustable.

by RiriTea February 19, 2018