crustache

A "moustache" of dried blood and snot, often peppered with boogers. Worn mainly by children under five years.

"Hollis! You are not going to church wearing a crustache!"

by "Sweet" Chubby July 7, 2006

crustache

See also: six-stringer (which is also related to comb overs)

those inbred white trash kids who were harassing that fey guy were both sporting crustaches - go figure

by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

crustache

The hair growing on the face of a woman that stands out, giving her a manly appearance.

That bitch needs to shave, she's got a crustache.

by peckahead October 19, 2003

crustache

When guys get food stuck in their mustache and leave it there

"eww, go clean your crustache"

by Trix... November 5, 2006

crustache

with handle bar mustache

that crusty guy with the mustache is known as crustache

by bluejack69 April 21, 2010

italian crustache

The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti

Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache

by Bob1279 April 12, 2021