crussy

a car's pussy

how did the cars is the film "Cars" make babies?
- they fuck each other in the crussy.

by eeeeeen February 26, 2022

Crussy

A contextual word to refer to anything and everything.

Aw man, my zipper got stuck in the crussy.

by flatulencesalad January 22, 2023

Crussy

Crussy (adjective)

A crust that is so crunchy and perfect that any, and all, desires for another food to be eaten that day are null and void

"That chicken sandwich that Joshua Weissman made the other day was so dang CRUSSY, I couldn't even take another bite of the KFC sandwich I ordered." - Vicram

by MaxIsABandkid July 12, 2024

Crussy Cruss

Da crussy cruss is an extremely private organization. Da crussy cruss.

Da crussy cruss
Da cheesy cheese
Dat saucy sauce

Make my booty bleed

by CrussDaddy July 29, 2022

Crussy Cruss

When Da crussy cruss wit some of dat cheesy cheese n dat sause sauce make ma booty bleed doe

Da crussy cruss
Da cheesy cheese
Dat saucy sauce

Make my booty bleed

by CrussDaddy July 29, 2022

Crusty cling-on

Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.

Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!

by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023

Crusty Balloon

A Crusty Balloon is when one jizzes on their sexual partner’s breasts if female, testicles if male; Following the act of ejaculation the partner proceeds to let the semen air dry. Once the cum is dry and flaky, if ejaculate can be removed from vigorous punches to the breasts, crusty balloons have been achieved.

Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.

by Krusty Balloons August 28, 2020