cumnuts

when semen dries to a hard, nutty form.

"Dude, why are there cumnuts on your floor!?!"

by Cheseydoeshavealastname August 23, 2009

Cumnut November

A one month challenge where you nut every day of November. Used by perverted teens who can't stand the sight of the cute girls in their school.

Friend 1: "I'm not going to make it through No Nut November"
Friend 2: "It's ok bro, I've now officially invented Cumnut November!"

by yourlocalnoodlex21 November 1, 2019

Crudnut

A grumpy or crusty individual particularly in the morning

Why are you such a Crudnut this morning

by K_manlover September 7, 2022

cumnutz

the cum on ur nutz cuz they soo big its leaking

omg son of a bitch u cant hang if u have cumnutz

by S0NTR0 December 12, 2019

chumnut

when poo clings to your arse hairs.

'...hey dude i can see a chumnut hanging from your ass man!'

by fluffy ball sacks July 29, 2007

Reese's CumNut Butter Cup

The act of taking a spoonful of peanut butter and nutella and shoving it in a girl's vagina, then eating it out.

guy 1: Hey man how was that date last night?
guy 2: Great, I gave the girl a Reese's CumNut Butter Cup and it was amazing.

by phil9617 October 19, 2013

Cumnutter

When you cum nuts for a living.

“Nutting cum is my passion”

“Man, he’s always in his room all the time, I wonder if he’s a cumnutter.”

by Cumnutter March 19, 2020