cumified

To get blasted in the face with cum (sperm) unexpectedly while giving oral sex to a male.

wow i really got cumified by my boyfriend last night.

by heartogramer June 3, 2010

Crucified

An Item or object that is beyond repairable or badly damaged

Man, look at that phone, it’s crucified!

by Jahamez May 7, 2019

crucified

A rapper that is too stupidly fast that all you hear is daravazagarabaz biggity biggity bao bop bop biwa fasldf;kj sae

What's that weird rambling noise?
Oh sorry I was listening to Crucified

by biggit bgapo February 6, 2018

crucified

Trying a new skateboard trick, and your skateboard manages to land on the tip of its tail vertically, and you fall directly on top of it, possibly preventing you from ever having children.

I can't skate today, I tried an impossible and was crucified.

by John L Foster May 9, 2005

Crucified Alien

The name of some sucka MC named Alex. Very chill guy, extremely smart and willing to learn, and a hell of a lay. Give him some Twizzlers and he's yours for life.

Crucified Alien stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Who, me?
Yes, you!
Couldn't be!
Then, who?

by Uncle Funkalunkel November 14, 2003

cruzified

When you've been whipped as badly as Tucker Carlson just whipped Ted Cruz on national television.

"There’s a word for what happened to the senator from Texas today: Cruzified" - George Takei

by Steel Goggles January 7, 2022

ella cruzified

adj. (participle form) the state of being known for the wrong version of story and/or gossip about you.

I heard you were being ella cruzified by the unemployed moms in the third grade.

by i'd like to leave July 2, 2022