Crum

Someone who is so useless that they can be compared to a crum of bread. A crum is someone who resides in their house all the time and refuses to participate in any galas or events.

Mike "Hey Dom lets go get that chick to come over tonight to my crib"

Dom "Not even worth it bro, that girl is a crum, she ain't leavin her house for a million dollars"

by thekooker December 6, 2010

Crum

A noun for crusted cum on skin.
Referred to male and/or female cum left on the skin as it crusts.
As the cum dries it leaves little crumbs referred to as crum.

Renato came on my face last night. I totally forgot about it and it turned into crum. I still ate it.

by Furrtar August 18, 2017

crum

Your entire package consisting of one wang and two balls in a sac.

Timo- "Wow Eric you have a tight crum"
Eric- "Thanks Timo, its the briefs ;)"

by Frederick Crumster October 21, 2009

Crum

It's when you cry and cum at the same time. A feeling of eternal happiness.

Every Christopher Nolan film will for sure make you crum.

I just crummed.
Crumming is my speciality.

by Jonye December 3, 2014

Crum

Someone who you can forget about or forget like a crum

Bro why do you care hes a Crum

by Azupazdwn October 12, 2020

crum

Merman/mermaid semen/cum/ejaculation

"But King Trident, I don't want to swallow your crum!"

by Eeeeeyow January 10, 2009

crum

(noun). one who is crummy, trashy, dirty, old, etc. often characteristic of the Los Angeles rock scene.

"Get a load of these L.A. crums! God they totally suck!"

by Linzzz March 18, 2008