cruke

v. 1. the act of crapping and puking simultaneously

Pete could not sleep with some skank because after a long night of boozing and eating taco bell, he was nervous that he would cruke in her bed.

by jvr December 18, 2005

Shitting Crikey

Exclamation used by Chris Morris in the brilliant 'Brasseye', while teaching children the perils of using cocaine.

"That man is lying on his back thinking 'Where in shitting crikey is my nose.'"

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

crikey

Australian exclamation equivalent to "WOW!"

Oh, crikey! Look at that king Croc!

by Albert February 14, 2004

Crikey

EX Webster:

Main Entry: cri·key
Pronunciation: 'krI-kE
Variant(s): or crick·ey /'kri-kE/
Function: interjection
Etymology: euphemism for Christ
Date: 1838, England
-- used as a mild oath

Crikey! What do you think you're doing!

by bojanical August 10, 2006

Cukey

A combination of cute and geeky. Used in the iCarly episode: iSaved Your Life

girl: "You're cukey"
computer guy: "What's that?"
girl: "A combination of cute, and geeky!"

by coolguy34 April 24, 2010

crikey

similar to blimey. shortened corruption of "christ the king" to express displeasure at a happening or event.

oh, crikey! The telly is on the fritz again.

by G. Sebasitan May 15, 2006

Crikey Moses

Shock, disbelief, surprise

Tommy’s saw his girl naked for the first time and said “Crikey Moses!”

by Platmatt October 15, 2019