cuddler

Basically someone who loves to hug all the time.

If there's such thing as a player and if there's such thing as a player then I'm a cuddler.

by jamatwar July 1, 2010

Cruddlemuffins

an exclamation one says when something turns from crud and gets worse and worse.

Cruddlemuffins im only 14

by Chris Holder September 28, 2005

cruddlesticks

Catchphrase of David from the Netflix series Hilda. A combination of the words crud and fiddlesticks. Usually used in situations where one has done something stupid, or where one is seriously fucked.

David, seeing Hilda and Frida kissing and groping each other: " Oh cruddlesticks, the only two girls who DON'T think I'm a loser are lesbians. Now what do I do? Oh look, there's a bug on me...."

by BlackWaltz3 February 5, 2019

Urinal Cuddler

noun: a person who takes the urinal next to you when thiers multiple urinals to choose from.

Person 1: Dude, theres alot of urinal cuddlers in that bathroom

Person 2: I betta watch myself!

by Young brendan/brandon February 23, 2009

clam cuddlers

The female equivalent of nut huggers.
Very tight pants.

A: "Did you see Molly's clam cuddlers today?"
B: "Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't tear when she sat down!"

by Angel_Baby575 April 28, 2013

dyslexic cuddler

Someone who doesn’t know the appropriate positions at appropriate times, or someone that has no fucking idea how to cuddle.

“Adam get up you fat fuck, we aren’t spooning on the floor you dyslexic cuddler!”

by iwasinurbedlastnight June 12, 2019

Shaft cuddler

The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals vagina

Jerry: Hey Mike! How'd your date go last night?
Mike: Let me tell you Jerry, her shaft cuddler was mint

by Da Jellyman April 29, 2020