Cruze

A slang used by car enthusiasts meaning to go for a drive. Cruzes don't always have a destination but generally begin from a predetermined place and time. It is also a way to meet other car people and hang out as cruzes will often stop to chat, rest, and take pictures.

There is a cruze this Saturday, you should come!

by Cirq1 November 19, 2010

cruzed

When someone calls your wife ugly and you still kiss their ass then commit treason for them.

I totally got cruzed today at the senate.

by steverrrr January 11, 2021

Cruze

Just a foreign word for “Bus Wanker”

Today my hire car is at the garage! I’m going to have to be a right Cruze

by GrammarNaziii November 25, 2019

Cruzing

It is the art of wasting someone's time for one's own pleasure

Why are you cruzing me? Are you cruzing tonight?

by ITNoodles February 14, 2014

Cruze

n. as in Ryan Cruze, can be aplied to anything, as long as its something negative.

Ohh man, you really Curzed that one up.

Ahhh, I got Cruze all over me!

Get your Cruze out of my face

by Nolan likes to play Boggle March 19, 2004

Cruzing

A reference to the brief, failed campaign triste between Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina. When you're really optimistic during the week and set up a date but then the weekend comes and you realize how exhausted you are, flake and never text back.

I feel bad about Cruzing that guy from Tinder but i forgot all the work I had this week and I just needed a night in.

That Scooter's barista asked me out for drinks Saturday, but she bailed last minute saying she didn't feel well. Man I got Cruzed hard.

by TurnDownforSmut May 04, 2016

Ted Cruzing

When you lick the asshole of a man that insulted you wife and family so you can keep a job you're shit at.

Joe was totally Ted Cruzing the manager in the break room after he offered Joe a promotion.

by UnknownAmerican November 07, 2018