Channel Royalty Token (CRT): Entitles a token owner to a percentage of recurring advertising revenue in a media channel. CRTs allow issuers to do a capital raise to fund their channel. Issuers convert recurring revenue from fiat USD to USDC stable coin and pay investors via blockchain. Investors claim their dividends from the smart contract to their crypto wallet and can convert to any major fiat currency like USD. Issuers receive royalties on CRT secondary market transfers. Engagement and shared success is what it's all about.
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Fan: That subscriber count!
GigaFan: And I got the Diamond CRT. Time to claim my ends and sell high.
Fan: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the CRT.
Fan: That subscriber count!
GigaFan: And I got the Diamond CRT. Time to claim my ends and sell high.
Fan: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the CRT.
by Jeazy Squeezy September 9, 2022

by ROMagister October 30, 2008

Stands for Critical Race Theory which is a bullshit Marxist theory that is being forced onto to students in schools and college campuses. The main purpose of this "theory" is to divide Americans even further and create a false narrative of racial tensions that do not exist today.
by cloneforce99 July 3, 2021

Cathode Ray Tan- an extreme level of paleness often found in computer geeks resulting from a lack of exposure to natural light.
Guy 1: hey man u so pale, I see you been working on your CRT.
Guy 2: yeah been playing Starcraft for 2 weeks straight
Guy 1: Got sunglasses *squint*
Guy 2: yeah been playing Starcraft for 2 weeks straight
Guy 1: Got sunglasses *squint*
by Mike December 26, 2003

Stands for "Critical Race Theory". In actuality a specific curriculum only taught in social science modules in college, but now being used as a culture war dog-whistle by ultra-conservative parents to try to cancel anything educational that hurts their feelings, while having no idea what it really is or even what it stands for.
Principal Nezu: "Today we will be running a citizenship program about LGBT rights."
Karen: "Down with Nezu! He's, um, he's teaching CRT! Yeah, Crucial Rape Theory! Yeah, that's it! Someone summon Josh Hawley from his casket!"
Hannity: "IS THIS PRINCIPAL A RAPIST? IS THIS RAPIST AN ATHEIST? The local pastor of the well-respected God's Love Will Smite The Gays Church has some shocking revelations."
Karen: "Down with Nezu! He's, um, he's teaching CRT! Yeah, Crucial Rape Theory! Yeah, that's it! Someone summon Josh Hawley from his casket!"
Hannity: "IS THIS PRINCIPAL A RAPIST? IS THIS RAPIST AN ATHEIST? The local pastor of the well-respected God's Love Will Smite The Gays Church has some shocking revelations."
by TheSaneTexan November 11, 2021

by BORPS OuT November 9, 2018

A pallid, white complexion gained from too many hours spent in front of a computer screen and little exposure to natural sunlight, similar to a programmer's tan.
by goo January 5, 2005
