A croger is a person who spends the night at a friends house, and gets a boner so has to jack off behind your couch or somewhere private, while you sleep.
It can also be used as a verb, as in "I crogered in your closet last night", or "Stop crogering under my bed im trying to sleep".
Pronounced crogers, (same sounding g like in german), not croggers.
It can also be used as a verb, as in "I crogered in your closet last night", or "Stop crogering under my bed im trying to sleep".
Pronounced crogers, (same sounding g like in german), not croggers.
Guy one: "Dude dont invite Ryan to your house, hes such a crogers."
Guy two: "Well youre not one to talk, remember that time you crogered all over the back of my couch?!"
Guy one: "Ya well that was cuz your sister was super hot ok, ryan does it at my house, and i dont have a sister, so hes either jacking off to me or my mom or something".
Guy two: "dayam".
Guy two: "Well youre not one to talk, remember that time you crogered all over the back of my couch?!"
Guy one: "Ya well that was cuz your sister was super hot ok, ryan does it at my house, and i dont have a sister, so hes either jacking off to me or my mom or something".
Guy two: "dayam".
by jaythatguyfromhawaii January 14, 2008
Get the crogers mug.One who sits from a distance, continually commenting on what other people are talking about. Loves to hear the sound of his or her voice above all things, even though the words out of their mouths offer nothing of substance to the conversation. Has the annoying tendency of repeating the same thing over and over and over.
Man, could you believe that mother-fucking crower who just kept saying that dumb shit over and over?
I was about ready to punch that crower in the face until I realized he was my uncle.
I was about ready to punch that crower in the face until I realized he was my uncle.
by joeboo! October 21, 2012
Get the Crower mug.Croner: Crooked Boner. An erection will magnify and amplify the curvature of your dong. This can make penetration very difficult and painful. However, my sexual philsophy is "no pain, no gain."
I saw this hot chick and my dong ballooned like a muh fucka. Unfortunately, due to being repeatedly kicked in my penis, it bent into my anus.
by Josh The Squash May 13, 2005
Get the Croner mug.When you take a can of whipped cream, insert the nozzel in to the coozer, a.k.a. cooter, fill the coozer up with whipped cream. You then insert a long plastic straw into the coozer and blow bubbles or suck out the whipped cream. Also referred to as the 69 malt.
by Z Hizzle May 1, 2006
Get the Coozer Malt mug.The frequently used term "crooked erection" became inefficient and therefore had to be shortened into croner (crooked boner). Croner also refers to any object that resembles a crooked erection/phallus.
"Someone threw a rock at my groin when I was a kid and now I have a croner."
"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."
"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."
"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."
"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."
by Josh The Squash May 7, 2005
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Get the Crotzer mug.Cross Cromer is a 21st Century Jungle Rock/Indie Rock/Post Punk/Alternative Rock/Country/Country Rock/Blues/Blues Rock band founded by Cross (Rhythm Guitar & Vocals) and Cromer (Lead/Rhythm Guitar). Other members include Moss Man (Bass Guitar) and BFR (Vocals). Each member has played drums on at least one song.
Throughout 2022, Cross Cromer have created 7 abums and 3 EPs. Their most popular song is “Pickup Truck” which is a country song about a man crashing a pickup truck. Their most well-respected and admired albums are “The Worm Parade” and “King Krossmer” with “The Space Album” being the band’s (self-admitted) weakest. The band’s music is only available on YouTube, with the channel amassing a small following.
The latest album, “Cross Cromer” is said to be the band’s last album for an indefinite period of time.
Throughout 2022, Cross Cromer have created 7 abums and 3 EPs. Their most popular song is “Pickup Truck” which is a country song about a man crashing a pickup truck. Their most well-respected and admired albums are “The Worm Parade” and “King Krossmer” with “The Space Album” being the band’s (self-admitted) weakest. The band’s music is only available on YouTube, with the channel amassing a small following.
The latest album, “Cross Cromer” is said to be the band’s last album for an indefinite period of time.
by EatierEake July 21, 2022
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