crotchdensation

when a movie or a boyband gets your naughty parts glistening

Also known as panty cling

once q saw a post by her fave member on her facebook crotchdensation occurred

Mega crotchdensation was evident at the screening of twilight

by the great randoo December 12, 2009

Crotchdropling

A Child.

Offspring.

Sprog.

I heard Greta just shot out twin crotchdroplings.

by Merl July 22, 2007

crotching-it

Hiding the weed (or another drug)

Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).

by HomerSimpson March 5, 2005

crotchrocket

Term used to describe sportbikes., which are street bikes derived from race-bike technology. Often used in a derogatory manner.

I'd rather own a Harley than a crotchrocket.

by Milo May 23, 2003

chatchdog

-(verb) to be slapped in the face with a Kamchatka bottle and then repeatedly hit in the face to the point of no recognition.

"Man Ferris got Chatchdogged real hard this summer. I bet his face still hurts from that massive beating."

by therealchatchdog January 21, 2010

Crotchroaches

1. (n- plural) Crabs/Pubic Lice
2. (n-pl) What Snooki haz

What'choo scratchin' fer? You got the crotchroaches 'er sumthin'?

by nickharteau December 30, 2010

Crotchcorn.

The bit(s) of popcorn that miss your mouth as you shovel it into your face while sitting in a darkened cinema and collect in your lap.

When the lights came up after the film finishe, I was astonished to find myself quite so covered in crotchcorn.

by thependlebaby January 11, 2014