Crossbow roulette

A decision maker believes they have several options, but in fact only one outcome can be chosen.

Scott: I can't believe that Willy thinks he can negotiate his rent payment again. He's fooling himself.

Julia: I know- it's crossbow roulette.

by oReiLLZ December 22, 2008

crowblow

Crowblowing someone would mean running up to someone at maximum speed and punching them in the face as hard as possible.

Haha did you hear about that douchebag that got crowblowed?

by SatanLover February 12, 2008

Crossbow Lane

A street filled with many cultures. Known to be a sanctuary for Asian families and hiding them from the Chinese government. Also a safe zone for homosexuals

TV Announcer: Crossbow Lane is home to every single race of people!!!!

by CockBoy111 November 18, 2011

crossbonerz

The symbol on the flag of flaming douchebags, or a symbol for a guy who thinks he's the sh*t and loves his iphone more than his junk or his mom.

"Wow that guy is a huge tool. He's so flying a crossbonerz flag."

by Plankton4Ever March 15, 2010

Colorado Crossbow

When a girl gives you head and you hold her from her ankles straight upward. From a side view it looks like a crossbow.

Me: Dude, this girl gave me such good head last night.
Dude: Really? Colorado Crossbow that shit, boy!
Me: Straight up, if was better than a blumpkin.

by BreezyBurn January 13, 2014

put on a crosstown bus

to deliberately confuse someone.

eyes on'em! they will try to put on a crosstown bus, homey!

by William Warney July 4, 2009

crossbow

1.(Common) An ancient/medieval ranged weapon more properly known as an "Arbaleste", which consisted of a small bow put across what developed into a gun-stock, and shot with a trigger.
2.(Slang) Something archaic, that has some modern features but is too old to be truly useful.

1. King Richard I was killed by a bolt from a crossbow.
2. That fucking icebox is such a crossbow, I wish I had a real fridge!

by anonomous man September 15, 2005