Crossfitter

Someone who immediatelly tell everybody that he is a crossfitter.

An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar.
I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.

by dildo777 November 25, 2016

CrossFit

A bunch of rich white people paying $250/mo. to have an uncredentialed coach instruct them to have spasms with PVC pipe and siezures on pull-up bars until they vomit. They generally do this for a period of 10-30 minutes and call it a workout. Those who partake in these group activities also have the option to pay $1000 to attend a weekend course where they have an alcoholic instruct them how to better lift their PVC pipe. Some people who do these activities may also confuse being nauseous with being elite.

Guy 1: Hey, I started this great workout program lately. It's called CrossFit!
Guy 2: You go have fun with that. And don't bother calling me when you need someone to take you to the emergency room.

Guy 3: Dude, when did you get all those tribal tats? You didn't start---
Guy 4: Hey man, I just started doing this awesome workout program called CrossFit!
Guy 3: Oh, fuck.

Guy 5: The CrossFit workout was brutal today! I'm already sore as hell!
Guy 6: Maybe you should have scaled down to 1/2" PVC rather than 3/4".

by the almighty couch November 28, 2009

CrossFIT

A cult/organization of failed athletes who are coached by trainers that have purchased online certifications claiming to be world class olympic lifters.

Facilities offering 'functional' training by incorporating epileptic pull up techniques, high intensity olympic lifts and other circus acts posing as strength development methodologies.

Workouts are comprised of a heap of confusing exercises at high repetition with no result driven motivation.

If this method of training does not make you puke while performing it will make you puke by observing.

Athlete A: Dude your swinging pull ups make you look so hardcore.
Athlete B: Not only am I hardcore, I'm crossfit.

Today's WOD was the best 9 minutes of my baby sisters life

by Coach Hater May 14, 2012

Crossfit

verb (used without an object) cross-fit-ted, cross-fit-ting

1. A popular act in men's bathhouses. Usually involving a group of men in a line, periodically moving to new locations in the line.

-The boys and I crossfit pretty regularly.

-I crossfitted so much last week; I can barely walk straight!

-We're crossfitting tonight; you should join us, big boy.

by Flufficus X March 2, 2014

Crossfit

A pretend sport which self proclaimed athletes compete to lift various weights and perform moves with terrible form, usually resulting in injury. The term wod is used to make these workouts more appealing to fat woman.

1. Russ " hey fellas, fancy a quick wod?"

Phil " yeah man, crossfit brings out the best in me"

Russ " I got this great move from JML for £14.95"

W Ian " you guys are fucking benders"

by The eye collector May 21, 2016

CrossFit

A new and expensive way of re-branding boot camp and circuit training. Also a method of selling out while pretending to be hardcore and underground.

CrossFit makes men smaller and women hotter.

The average CrossFit male wears an extra medium shirt.

by Grouch Classman June 21, 2011

crossfit cunt

A fucking nonce that wears nothing but CrossFit clothing, they also insist on doing lots of high fives and loud whoops when they have lifted piss poor weights. CrossFit slags are incapable of completing a full rep and can often be seen dropping light weights as their feeble bodies cannot take the strain. If you go to the gym and see a cunt he will likely be conducting a CrossFit routine.

Hey....I so dog tits Toby doing CrossFit in the gym, his body was gopping. To be honest he looked like a dropped yogurt, what a CrossFit cunt.

by Ginger Barbarian. August 17, 2019