When somebody throws their on shit on the ceiling and then turns the fan on and it all falls back into their face.
by PayBacksABitchh August 05, 2018
When Mr. Teeds mom releases noxious carcinogenic odors from her flapping meat wallet as she passes by.
by BIG DADDY December 02, 2003
I farted on my 2 year old and he ran to his mother. And she cringed at the smell' thinking he shat him self. Hence the surrogate crop duster.
by Plumbsavvy November 18, 2013
When trapped in an office with a terrible case of the farts, one gets up and does a couple of laps around the office perimeter, slowly and quietly squeezing off a continuous ass rip so as to allude to merely stretching your legs while in reality you are letting off some sever bung hole pressure.
If that fucking Lenny walks by my desk one more time doing the Cleveland Crop Duster, I’m going to kick him in the balls!
by The CLE Steamer May 12, 2009
When a guy is analing his girlfriend and she farts either on him or on his dick and the smell is unbearable, kind of like curry or any other Malaysian/Indian food.
Guy 1: Bro last night I assfucked my girl and she farted on my dick right before I stuck it in! It smelled like fucking shit!
Guy 2: Haha! You just got Malaysian Crop Dusted.(Another form of Malaysian Crop Duster)
Guy 2: Haha! You just got Malaysian Crop Dusted.(Another form of Malaysian Crop Duster)
by Jaynation_103 June 09, 2017
When one begins the day at Waffle House, continues by eating large quantities of smoked meats, and imbibes sufficient alcohol, they become the villain known as the Chattanooga Crop Duster. The lowered inhibition from the blood alcohol level and fermentation of the meat in the belly turns even the most lawful good character into a gaseous gangster, venting their gastrointestinal malaise for all to smell as they skip down the sidewalk in search of more ribs, beer, and/or hash browns.
My buddy G went down south and enjoyed the grease, barbecue, and libations so much he morphed into the Chattanooga Crop Duster. I thought I smelled a natural gas leak, but it was just him ripping ass.
by nancyscrew June 22, 2021
I was walking in the mall and tried to crop dust an old man but sharted my pants and ended up giving my self a rusty crop-duster.
by blindhog June 20, 2013