La Croix

Bubbly Water with a hint of fruit that nobody can pronounce

Ah yes, the "Pamp el mouse" La Croix is my favorite.

by hehehhehehheheheheh July 13, 2018

Croniq

1 part Hpnotiq
1 part Crown Royal
2 Parts 7up

Dave: I told Steve to stop by the liquor store and pick up some croniq.

Dick: (confused) I don't smoke weed, and why a liquor store?

Dave: No, no man, not chronic, C-R-O-N-I-Q, its just Hpnotiq, Crown Royal, and 7up!

by Boys of L-town January 18, 2009

la Croix anxiety

When you are in a state where, like the fruit taste in La Croix , your anxiety is there there, but not quite a nameable feeling, nor can you truly feel it.

Man, I was so depressed last night that I couldn't get anything other than La Croix anxiety.

by herewegowith February 8, 2019

oh my cron

A surprised reaction to news related to the Omicron variant.

Friend: Debbie said she was staying home for New Years, but then she took her grandma to a rager and now they both have Covid.
Me: oh my cron

by Maven Maven January 7, 2022

Cronch

Cronch is the meaning of the sound when you bite or eat a bath bomb.

"Oh, boy. There Jared goes, cronching away."

by SukoshiMankoWoTabesashiteKure August 24, 2017

Cronem

Cronem:

You would do anything you would ride for the and never rat them if you leave them in a room with 100 dollars alone you trust him that he wont touch a cent or dollar of that money

Yo Max is my cronem he got my back

by FTN SYNTH May 24, 2019

Crondolium

A Crondolium is another word for a big forehead or another word for Noggin

"Bro she got a big a** Crondolium"

by PlugOnTop November 3, 2022