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Pull Chocks

To leave, bust out, split, or otherwise vacate the premises.

Ref: In aviation, chocks are blocks placed under a plane's wheels to prevent its rolling away when parked. Hence, to "pull chocks" is to remove said blocks, allowing the aircraft to taxi to the runway and take off.
1: Hey dude this place is dead - whaddya say we pull chocks and try somewhere else?

2: Well fellas, it's getting late, so I think I'm about ready to pull chocks.
by usnav8rbandit January 18, 2010
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DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

"DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.

It usually goes like this:

1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.

2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.

4. Lulz ensue.
"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.

Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"

Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.
by deathwish124 May 13, 2009
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Dr. Cocks

The most bad ass guy that has ever walked this planet. He is also the most sweetest person, even though he has no feelings (probably because he had to grow up with the last name Cocks), he is also extremely tough, you dont wan to mess with Dr. Cocks. All the cool girls love him and all the guys are buddies with him.
Girl- I think im in love

Boy- with who?

Girl- Dr. Cocks!

Boy- oh yeah! he is my buddy
by Monsters R YUMMY! November 22, 2010
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Cockserphobia

Cockserphobia originates from the word claustrophobia. Claustrophobia is the fear of being in a space that is too small. Cockserphobia is the fear of having more than one penis inside of you at one time.
Me: Hey Sarah want to have a threesome with two dudes this weekend?

Sarah: No I have cockserphobia...

Me: What's that?

Sarah: I'm scared of having more than one penis in me at one time.

Me: Word
by Balls out. Ya dig? January 10, 2014
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Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection
Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2
by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016
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raining cocks

same thing as a sausagefest, but this term has not yet been overused. plus, the imagery is much more powerful.
i didn't even want to get into the party anyway, i heard it was raining cocks in there.
by dojoshodj1 April 28, 2009
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frozen mixed vegetable cocks

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"
*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"
by dat nigga yoyo July 9, 2016
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