critch

Crotch itch. Itchy genitals.

I have a huge critch, I hope it's not an STD

by Crotchity Critch October 4, 2004

critch

The combination of "crazy" and "bitch" to be used in place of the term "crazy bitch"

Roll another J and let's keep this party going critches!
or
Hey Critch! Pass the Doritos
or
She's one messed up critch

by rebellious angel December 14, 2008

critch

-to both "crap" (but not literally defacate) and bitch at the the same time
-to whine or complain justly to your friends about a crappy or otherwise disaggreeable situation in life.

I critched about my parents being gay and grounding me after I knocked the legs off my couch to my friends.

by RealMan88 October 17, 2006

Jay Critch

A rapper from brooklyn who goes stupid hard on the tracks and does NOT have a rape charge.

Signed to rich forever under interscope, he has dropped heat such as ; Did it again, Ego, Fashion.

He is the hood fav and he signed it never declined it

jay critch yeah the whole hood love me

by LickGodLun December 21, 2018

evan critch

loves eating pizza with a fork in a thermos, baseball fanatic, muscle man

evan critch is all muscle

by dawn jr, May 6, 2019

Bazy Critch

A nice way of saying "Crazy Bitch."

My boss just texted me twice to remind me about the new store hours...the ones that are posted on the counter right by the register. What a bazy critch.

by GullibleZine May 4, 2009

critch bitches

A group of high school girls who are very close friends, but people assume shit about them. Just leave them alone, they didn't do shit to you. Stop getting your nose in their business, they are allowed to live their own lives, and you shouldn't give them shit for it. Just mind your own fucking business.

Dont talk about the critch bitches that way.

by Post_Malone December 13, 2017