A Monte Cristo is a slang term for having sex during a lunch break. Used interchangeably with nooner. Its usefullness comes from the fact that a Monte Cristo is also a popular sandwich, so a the term can be used to disguise one's actions around unknowing co-workers.
'How was your Monte Cristo, Nigel?'
by Austin in Brooklyn August 31, 2006
When one jerks off, cums in to the air, then proceedso to catch it in there mouth. Much like one would do with a m&m.
by Mastodon April 9, 2015
The name of the main character of Alexandre Dumas’ novel The Count of Monte Cristo. After being wrongfully accused of being a part of a Bonapartist plot, Edmond Dantes is thrown in prison. He then escapes prison and inherits his prison buddy’s wealth. He then assumes the pseudonym of the Count of Monte Cristo and enacts revenge on those who wronged him. Dumas’ novel is considered the pioneer of revenge stories.
by Beanie ❤︎ November 7, 2022
founded by FYM in 1914, it is considered as the largest cult in the Philippines. INC loves to deliver chopped versions of Bible verses in order to deceive their members and listeners. Their Ministers are also called "Butchers" because of their technique of chopping off important and crucial passages from the Bible. INC refuses to join Bible Scholars in studying the Bible because they believe that they alone can interpret it eventhough they do not have their own translation and they're using different translations from Scholars whom they refuse to work with. Talk about irony.
by Google LLC, Inc. July 20, 2022
The deli Cunt that gives you an attitude when you ask her to make you a…
Monte Cristo sandwich, an egg-dipped or batter-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan or deep fried. It is a variation of the French croque monsieur.
Monte Cristo sandwich, an egg-dipped or batter-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan or deep fried. It is a variation of the French croque monsieur.
I went to the deli today and asked the pretty woman for a Monte Cristo sandwich. She became the Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo when she couldn’t figure out how to make it, she got more upset when I told her to GOOGLE IT!
by Frank Palace July 16, 2022
by Telephony June 9, 2012
A shitty ass place where the food is ass and the teachers are helpful like 1% and all the studentsa re dumbfucks cuz theyre not taught right
by jogn wilurcock November 22, 2021