Husoos Cristo en una muleta

Spanish for the phrase, "Jesus Christ on a crutch", which means "o shuit" or "o fuuuuucccckkkk!!!"

Is this laser waterproof?
Husoos Cristo en una muleta NOOOO!!!!

by Telephony December 12, 2012

Mannaggia Cristo

It's an italian exclamation used when people are angry, scaried and similar . It is a General insult to Christ, and it's similar to porco dio, mannaggia la madonna, dio cane.

examples :
-"Mannaggia Cristo è finita la benzina della macchina!" ("Mannaggia Cristo the car's gasoline is over!")
-quando torni a casa da lavoro ed è in ifamme: "Mannaggia Cristo !"(when you come back from office to home and your house is in flame:"Mannaggia Cristo !")

by Jesusthetic May 23, 2019

Mannaggia al core de Gesu Cristo

A sophisticated and eclectic piece of blasphemy most popular in Rome. Grave insult directly to the Baby Jesus. Usually used in scenarios of extreme rage and/or pain.

Person A: They stole your motorcycle!!
Motorcycle Owner: Mannaggia al core de Gesu Cristo!

by dystopianleapingfrog October 27, 2021

monte cristo

Denotes a sex act whereby one coats thier cock in raspberry jam and ass fucks another person.

This freaky ho couldnt get enough so I gave her the monte christo so she would shut the hell up and I could get some sleep.

by SrBlanco January 24, 2005

mannaggia i sandali di cristo

blaspheme expression used in moments of intense anger and wraith against god, it is used frequently when something of very important goes wrong or something bad happened.

"mannaggia i sandali di cristo, mi hanno tamponato! " "mannaggia i sandali di cristo mi hanno licenziato!"

by SOAPBONNY June 1, 2017

The Count of Monte Cristo

The name of the main character of Alexandre Dumas’ novel The Count of Monte Cristo. After being wrongfully accused of being a part of a Bonapartist plot, Edmond Dantes is thrown in prison. He then escapes prison and inherits his prison buddy’s wealth. He then assumes the pseudonym of the Count of Monte Cristo and enacts revenge on those who wronged him. Dumas’ novel is considered the pioneer of revenge stories.

My favorite character in The Count of Monte Cristo is the Count of Monte Cristo.

by Beanie ❤︎ November 6, 2022

Monte Cristo

A Monte Cristo is a slang term for having sex during a lunch break. Used interchangeably with nooner. Its usefullness comes from the fact that a Monte Cristo is also a popular sandwich, so a the term can be used to disguise one's actions around unknowing co-workers.

'How was your Monte Cristo, Nigel?'

by Austin in Brooklyn August 31, 2006